nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

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lionizee:

this is how i have felt the last couple of days about the weather….

bah

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle)

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perks-of-being-chinese:

officialwhitegirls:

officialwhitegirls:

perks-of-being-chinese:

officialwhitegirls:

ashley perks-of-being-chinese is an angel

thx

i love you

WHAT IS THIS

its u confessing ur love for me wtf

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thegreatgadfly:

>Spends two months publicly planning to “attack 4chan.”

>4chan responds by spamming gore porn.

>”This is why I need feminism!”

(Reblogged from thegreatgadfly)

mcqueeny:

a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why

Two or three milf blogs follows me. Hey you guys!

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

(Reblogged from pizza)

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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(Source: uttsutsu)

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rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

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